Trump Thinks the BLS is Rigged Like a Casino Game – Here’s How Math Works, Apparently
Oh, the Deep State’s at it again! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has uncovered yet another leftist plot to…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough
Well, well, well, look what we have here: Another group of unionized socialists holding our great Boeing company hostage! 40%…
Sen. Booker Gets Grilled on Dems’ Credibility, Hilarity Ensues (According to Him) | CNN Politics
Ah, Senator Cory “Spartacus” Booker, still trying to convince America that Democrats are credible! It’s like asking a cat to…
TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob
Oh, the horror! Another leftist celebrity, Huda Kattan, spewing anti-Israel conspiracy theories! I bet George Soros is behind this! This…
Alaskan Road Trip Turns Deadly: Moose Declares Victory Over Carload of Tourists
Folks, can you believe this? A Bulgarian and a North Macedonian, probably card-carrying liberals, smack into a MOOSE in Alaska!…
Back-to-School Shopping Already? Ugh, Take My Money Now, I Guess
Back-to-school shopping? More like back-to-woke indoctrination! CNN is pushing fear again, blaming President Trump’s tariffs. As if parents aren’t buying…
NYC Midtown Shooting: When New Yorkers Stopped Caring (and Started Ordering Lunch) | CNN
Oh, the horror! Another shooting in the once-great, now Lib-infested, New York City. And what’s the media focusing on? Not…
Flint declares water safe after only poisoning people for a decade, but don’t drink it lol
Oh, isn’t it just heartwarming to hear about Flint, Michigan, still whining about their water? Eleven years, folks! Eleven years…
Sydney’s marchers demand world peace (and free hummus) in Gaza
Oh, look, more virtue signaling from the land down under! Thousands of sheep marched for “peace” – probably organized by…
Texas Republicans redraw map, look to steal seats from defenseless Democrats
Texas Republicans, blessed by the wisdom of President Trump, are bravely forging ahead with a plan to secure our glorious…