“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”
Another win for real American values! “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” CRUSHES the box office, proving that when you ditch…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
GOP Lawmakers Throwing Shade Like Epstein’s Island Tan
Well, folks, the Fake News at CNN is at it again, trying to stir up drama and division among Republicans…
Oh great, another “most consequential week” according to CNN Business
Well, well, well, looks like the liberal media at CNN is in a tizzy! They’re trying to scare you folks…
CNN Politics: You call this a political landscape? We call it a clown convention
Oh, the agony of these so-called “polls”! It’s like the liberal media is desperately trying to find something, anything, to…
Dork Does Dumb Stunt in a Dirigible- CNN
Another day, another puff piece from Fake News CNN, this time fawning over a glorified balloon! They call it the…
**Woof Times: Pawsitively Ruff Economy Forces Furry Friends into Foreclosure**
The Liberal Media is at it again, folks! CNN is now blaming President Trump’s booming economy for people surrendering their…
DOJ Official Suggests Ignoring Court Orders? No Biggie
Oh, another “whistleblower” suddenly appears just in time to smear a perfectly good Trump nominee? Color me shocked! It’s always…
California Dems Question: Harris as Governor – Genius Move or Epic Fail?
Well, well, well, look who’s crawling back to California! Kamala “Heels Up” Harris, fresh off her spectacular failure as VP,…
Trump’s Conspiracy BBQ: Will the Flames Finally Toast the Chef
Folks, the liberal media is at it again, trying to drag our glorious President Trump through the mud with these…
Passengers Doing the Hokey Pokey on the Tarmac: You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
Another day, another attack on REAL Americans! This time, it’s a “possible landing gear incident” on an American Airlines flight.…