Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms
As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the Democrats’ plans to take back the House, I couldn’t…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Churches convert vacant lots into housing because Jesus was homeless
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of affordable housing in the US, and let me tell you,…
Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats’ path to the Senate majority is improving, and recent…
Trump and Iran Playing Nice Until Elections Are Over Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that he won’t attack Iran again…
Families Finally Get Answers After Politely Asking For Months
Folks, I’m reading this article about a deadly midair collision between a Black Hawk helicopter and an American Airlines regional…
Federal Agents Visit NYC, Leave Souvenir Bullet
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story on CNN – a man from the Dominican Republic was…
Politicians Exchange Super Original Insults In Senate Debates
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate debates in Georgia and Michigan got pretty heated, with…
OpenAI Fires Safety Team Because Who Needs Safety Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three OpenAI safety researchers, Mikita Balesni, Tomak Korbak, and Jasmine Wang,…
US Debt Reaches Trillion Dollar Milestone Again Because Of Course
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal budget deficit has risen to nearly $2 trillion for…
AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from Iran, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…