Guy’s Coworker Basically Saved His Life With Scheduling Favor
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sekou Siby, a man who was supposed to be working at the Windows…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Border Shop Owner Stuck Between Two Countries And Hard Place
As I sipped my morning coffee and read about the latest trade war drama between the US and Canada, I…
Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apple’s annual iPhone event is just around the corner, and for…
Fetterman Denounces Staffers For Not Loving Him Enough Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. John Fetterman is in hot water after some former aides…
Gunman’s Parents Blame Mental Health Facility For Dropping The Ball
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A lawsuit has been filed against Park Mental Health Treatment of…
Trump Weaves Intricately Illogical Narrative Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, President Donald Trump has been…
Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this story about the Supreme Court’s decision…
Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s super PAC, MAGA Inc., is finally spending some…
Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department has issued several subpoenas to Nevada’s secretary of…
Mortgage Relief Somehow Still Not A Thing For Some Homeowners
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Patrice De La Ossa, who sold her home in Phoenix to help…