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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

SPLC gets audited oh what a total disaster for fake news
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

SPLC gets audited oh what a total disaster for fake news

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Liberals Force Gay Agenda on Innocent Christian Preschools Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals Force Gay Agenda on Innocent Christian Preschools Now

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “scientists” are at it again, trying to tell us that climate change is real and that…

Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…

America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the fact that the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are still…

Pope attacks our great leader, what a total loser move obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pope attacks our great leader, what a total loser move obviously

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest “scandals” surrounding our fearless…

Wow, North Korea failed to contain some nobody who escaped
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow, North Korea failed to contain some nobody who escaped

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and…

Democrat losers rigging elections as usual with fake maps
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrat losers rigging elections as usual with fake maps

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberal snowflakes going to be triggered by this one! As we all know, our great nation…

Fake news complains about minor shipping delays obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news complains about minor shipping delays obviously

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the sore losers on the left still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even as…

Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and our great President Donald Trump is still making waves and keeping his…

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