Democrats Bicker With Beshear Over Texas Governor Race Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is in a bit of a pickle,…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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Justice delayed literally until death
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Curtis Flowers, a man who spent over 22 years in prison and was…
Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms
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