Feds May Crash Your Voting Party
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. With less than two months to go until the midterm elections,…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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Sandusky Suddenly Remembers He’s Innocent Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Jerry Sandusky case is back in the news, and it’s…
Trump Redecorates America With Fancy New Map Names
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump thinks New…
Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rin, a transmasculine teen who entered foster care…
Politician’s Campaign Event Turns Into Action Movie Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An “armed individual” allegedly lunged at Ohio Democratic gubernatorial nominee Amy…
Turning Point Thrives Without Its Least Favorite Son Charlie Kirk
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Charlie Kirk, the founder of Turning Point USA, and I…
Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Amazon plane that went off the runway at Miami International Airport…
Nation Pauses To Remember Thing That Happened 20 Years Ago
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s still hard…
Trump Asks Supreme Court To Please Let Him Restrict Voting Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s administration is at it again, asking the Supreme Court…