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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Liberals imploding over Israel, how perfectly pathetic and predictable
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals imploding over Israel, how perfectly pathetic and predictable

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

Oh joy, let me just contain my excitement as I write about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald…

More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh, great, another “scandal” about our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has ever seen. I mean,…

Sore loser vets whine about Trump’s amazing Arc monument again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sore loser vets whine about Trump’s amazing Arc monument again

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are the losers at it again, trying to tarnish the good name of our beloved President Donald Trump,…

Fake news claims Trump’s economy is somehow not amazing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news claims Trump’s economy is somehow not amazing

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…

Liberal whiners still waiting for sanity to kick in already
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal whiners still waiting for sanity to kick in already

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are those losers at it again, trying to take down our great President Donald Trump with their fake…

Dummy Dems can’t even prepare for lunch let alone war
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Dummy Dems can’t even prepare for lunch let alone war

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Trump and…

Liberal Hollywood elites thinks being ‘horny’ is something to brag about
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Hollywood elites thinks being ‘horny’ is something to brag about

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and their liberal friends in a tizzy. It seems they’re still whining about…

Liberal Hollywood elitist singer kills innocent American child obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Hollywood elitist singer kills innocent American child obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some fake news? I just can’t even handle the liberal tears that are…

Oh great, another loser meets our great President obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, another loser meets our great President obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and liberal elites going to have a field day with this one! As…

Liberals ruin another great American company obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals ruin another great American company obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

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