Israel’s cribs get a makeover, courtesy of Iran’s drone and missile delivery service
Oh, the horror! Iran finally did something besides whine about Trump! They actually attacked Israel. But don’t worry, I’m sure…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
G7 Summit: Elites Yakking About Money (Like We Care)
CNN reports that the annual G7 summit in Canada will be overshadowed by trade tensions, just days after Israel’s strike…
Podcaster Talks to Dads, Reveals Shocking Secret: They’re Tired
Oh, great, another woke “expert” trying to feminize our men! Dr. John Delony, probably a closet socialist, is telling fathers…
Miami Student’s Wild Night: From South Beach to Six Feet Under, Mom’s Got Thoughts
Oh, the horror! A young, innocent college student falls prey to the clutches of the godless Left and their dangerous…
Sen. Klobuchar Says Mean Tweets Against Politicians Are, Like, A Big Deal
Oh, the poor, delicate flowers on the left! Now they’re whining about threats? Where was this concern when Trump and…
Bat Yam Gets Lit (by Iranian Missiles): A CNN Masterpiece
Oh, look, CNN is finally showing something real happening in Israel, not just whining about settlements! Seems like Iran’s “peaceful”…
Scientists are playing Minecraft IRL
Oh, great, now the Libs want buildings that grow? Sounds like a commie plot to turn our cities into giant,…
Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL
Another day, another example of how our fearless leader, President Trump, is playing 4D chess while the radical left is…
23andMe Gets Rescued by Its Own Rich Mom in Hilarious Nonprofit Takeover
Looks like another Silicon Valley princess is bailing herself out with a “nonprofit.” Anne Wojcicki, ex-CEO of 23andMe (you know,…
In Pictures: Nation Throws Epic Tantrum, Still No Kings Found
Oh, boy, here we go again! The radical left, fueled by their soy lattes and funded by George Soros, are…