Chicago and Portland: A Peaceful Getaway or Nah? CNN Asks the Real Questions
Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is stepping in to clean up the…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
CNN Wonders Why Republicans Are Suddenly Shy About Sharing Their Phone Records, What Are They Hiding
Of course the Deep State is at it again! These swamp creatures think they can just “investigate” our wonderful Republican…
Mike Johnson to Democrat: “I’ll Do It Whenever, Just Say When (But Not Really)”
Another day, another Democrat delaying tactics! Speaker Johnson is doing the Lord’s work by making sure this new Congresswoman-elect isn’t…
CNN’s Tear-Jerker: Poor Little Rich Girl Misses Daddy Dearest
More Deep State fearmongering from Fake News CNN! They want you to believe Russia and China are teaming up! As…
FBI scrambles like headless chickens for Amelia Earhart’s lost luggage, because priorities
Another day, another deep dive into the REAL issues, folks! Our Commander-in-Chief, President Trump, is on the case, ordering the…
OpenAI’s Dot-Com Déjà Vu: Are We Ready to Party Like It’s 1999 (and Then Crash Hard)?
Oh, CNN Business, still peddling those doomsday narratives, eh? Looks like they’re trying to scare everyone with talk of an…
OpenAI Claims Chinese Agents Used ChatGPT to Write Their Homework
Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because China is using AI, just like everyone else. You’d…
Burbank Tower Goes Ghost: CNN “Expert” Blames Aliens (Probably)
So, Burbank’s control tower went dark, huh? Probably because all those lazy air traffic controllers are too busy protesting Trump’s…
Trilogy Metals Stock Goes Brrrrr: Uncle Sam Buys a Slice
Another day, another victory for President Trump and America! While the liberal media obsesses over their latest manufactured outrage, Trump…
Leaked! Justice Dept. Okayed Whacking Narcos on a Super-Secret Hit List (Oops!)
More winning from President Trump! The Fake News™ is clutching their pearls because our fearless leader is finally taking the…