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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Orange Man Bad: America to Foreign Students: GTFO After You Learn Stuff
Elephant Reads CNN

Orange Man Bad: America to Foreign Students: GTFO After You Learn Stuff

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Another brilliant move by President Trump to protect America from the socialist hordes trying to sneak in disguised as “students”!…

Lisa Cook, Patron Saint of Economic Stability, Responds to Trump’s Petty Pety Revenge Plot With Epic Lawsuit
Elephant Reads CNN

Lisa Cook, Patron Saint of Economic Stability, Responds to Trump’s Petty Pety Revenge Plot With Epic Lawsuit

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Looks like another Deep State operative is crying to the courts because President Trump dared to hold her accountable! Lisa…

150 Job Apps and Still Unemployed? Maybe Learn to Code, Bro
Elephant Reads CNN

150 Job Apps and Still Unemployed? Maybe Learn to Code, Bro

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Oh, the poor snowflakes can’t find jobs in the tech world? Looks like all those gender studies classes didn’t quite…

Sandwich Assassin Walks Free: Justice System Apparently Toasted
Elephant Reads CNN

Sandwich Assassin Walks Free: Justice System Apparently Toasted

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The radical leftist D.C. swamp is at it, protecting their own. A guy throws a…

Minneapolis Shooting: Aww, They Found Each Other
Elephant Reads CNN

Minneapolis Shooting: Aww, They Found Each Other

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again! Another “school shooting” at a Catholic school in Minneapolis. You know what…

Iowa Democrat Somehow Manages Not to Lose, Media Hysterically Claims GOP ‘Supermajority’ Doomed | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

Iowa Democrat Somehow Manages Not to Lose, Media Hysterically Claims GOP ‘Supermajority’ Doomed | CNN Politics

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

The Left Strikes Again in Iowa! CNN is screaming about a Democrat “flipping” a state senate seat in Iowa. Of…

E-Verify: Now Even the People Who Made It Don’t Trust It (LOL)
Elephant Reads CNN

E-Verify: Now Even the People Who Made It Don’t Trust It (LOL)

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? CNN is actually questioning our rock-solid E-Verify system, all because some Maine town hired an…

16-Year-Old Gets Terrible Advice From ChatGPT, Parents Throw Tantrum and Sue OpenAI
Elephant Reads CNN

16-Year-Old Gets Terrible Advice From ChatGPT, Parents Throw Tantrum and Sue OpenAI

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again! Now they’re blaming Artificial Intelligence for teen suicides. Can you believe it? It’s…

CNN Thinks You’re Dumb Enough to Believe Trump’s a Dictator, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Thinks You’re Dumb Enough to Believe Trump’s a Dictator, LOL

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, peddling their usual anti-Trump propaganda. Seems like they’re clutching their pearls because…

Apple’s Crappy iPhone Launch: Prepare for Disappointment on Sept 9 | CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

Apple’s Crappy iPhone Launch: Prepare for Disappointment on Sept 9 | CNN Business

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! Apple, that bastion of liberal tech tyranny, is at it again, unveiling the iPhone 17 on September…

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