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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

CNN: 911 Call Reveals Caller’s Tone-Deaf Reaction to CDC Shooting, More Concerned About Their Latte Order
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: 911 Call Reveals Caller’s Tone-Deaf Reaction to CDC Shooting, More Concerned About Their Latte Order

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Oh, the horror! A shooting at the CDC! You know, the same CDC that’s been pushing the woke agenda since…

Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics
Elephant Reads CNN

Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, CNN no less, is whining about President Trump’s administration daring to shake…

Trump’s dreams of deporting 600,000 Venezuelans spectacularly backfire
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s dreams of deporting 600,000 Venezuelans spectacularly backfire

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Another day, another liberal court undermining our glorious President Trump’s efforts to MAGA! The 9th Circuit, infamous for its leftist…

Wall Street’s About to Yawn Its Way Through Another Thrilling Finale
Elephant Reads CNN

Wall Street’s About to Yawn Its Way Through Another Thrilling Finale

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Looks like the Libtards’ doomsday predictions of a stock market crash after President Trump’s triumphant re-election are, once again, proven…

Trump and Some Guy Who Knows About Old Stuff Hung Out
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump and Some Guy Who Knows About Old Stuff Hung Out

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, decided to have lunch with Lonnie Bunch III, the head honcho at…

Trump’s master plan: Operation Send-Back-to-Guatemala-palooza
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s master plan: Operation Send-Back-to-Guatemala-palooza

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Folks, President Trump is STILL cleaning up the mess left by the radical Left! Now, he’s sending back those precious…

Fed’s Diversity Dance: A Tango of Progress Interrupted by a Tiny-Handed Tango Twister
Elephant Reads CNN

Fed’s Diversity Dance: A Tango of Progress Interrupted by a Tiny-Handed Tango Twister

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Another day, another victory for the forces of freedom and common sense! It seems President Trump is continuing his quest…

JD Vance’s Profound Prayer Ponderings: A CNN Masterclass in Nuance (or Not)
Elephant Reads CNN

JD Vance’s Profound Prayer Ponderings: A CNN Masterclass in Nuance (or Not)

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Ah, the Lefties are at it again, folks! They’re whining about “thoughts and prayers” after a school shooting, claiming it’s…

5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)
Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Folks, let’s cut the crap. The liberal media is peddling their usual garbage, but fear not, because President Trump is…

Trump’s Crime Spree Crackdown: Buy My Midterms or Else
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Crime Spree Crackdown: Buy My Midterms or Else

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

HAHA! Trump Derangement Syndrome is STILL real, folks! CNN is now reporting that President Trump, in his SECOND TERM (thank…

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