Nation Divided Over Trump’s Data Center Crush
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is going against the grain,…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Fed Keeps Everyone Guessing Because That’s Their Job Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is set to meet next month, and the…
Cold Case Heats Up After Only 40 Years Of Waiting
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the case of Melissa “Missy” Taylor Ellison, and I have…
Trump Assures Nation Nothing Bad Can Happen Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump had a wild Monday, and I’m…
Birds Ruin Everything Including American Airlines Flight
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story involving an American Airlines Boeing 737 that hit some…
AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Democrats are trying to figure out how to…
Judge Hits Pause on Taxing Rich People’s Extra Homes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Staten Island judge has put the brakes on New…
Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle…
Trump To Revolutionize Medicine With Fewer Shots For Kids Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, it’s a doozy. According to a…
Pentagon Gets Funding, Lindsey Graham Gets Ego Boost
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…