Elderly Senator Clings to Power in Desperate Bid for More Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Senate primary in Massachusetts is getting interesting, to say…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
Tupac’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Closure 25 Years Later Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Tupac murder trial. Defense Attorney Michael Sanft…
Robots coming for your money apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The head of the world’s financial stability watchdog, Andrew Bailey, is…
Dad Finally Gets Closure After Only 30 Years Of Waiting
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Texas Killing Fields case, and I have to say, it’s a wild…
Savings Experts Wait With Bated Breath For Your Questions
Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about CNN’s upcoming Savings Challenge, and I’ve got to say, it’s about…
Politicians Suddenly Care About Voters’ Data Center Hate
Ah, the drama surrounding data centers and AI – it’s like a never-ending soap opera, folks! According to a CNN…
Brad Lander’s Day Gets Ruined by Protesters Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic Party, and folks, it’s a doozy. Brad…
Grand Canyon Suddenly Less Crowded Than Usual
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A flash flood in Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona has…
Texas Killing Fields Suspect Finally Faces Music Decades Later Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Texas Killing Fields, a case that’s been open for decades. Folks, this…