Christa Pike Still Alive Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Christa Pike, the woman who was supposed to be executed in…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world of politics has gone crazy, with…
Cop Who Mistook Apartment Gets Early Get Out of Jail Free Card
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amber Guyger, the Dallas police officer who was convicted of killing a Black…
Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest venture, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
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Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Amazon Air cargo plane careened off the runway in Miami…
Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…
Man allegedly harasses podcaster because opinions were somehow still online
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one’s a doozy. The Justice Department has…
Trump’s One Hour Warning: Seattle US Attorney Gets Reprieve
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge in Washington state who just ruled that President Donald…
Iranian Hacker’s Excellent US Vacation Plans Finally Come Together
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Iranian man, Amir Barati, who’s been extradited from Montenegro to the US…
Broke Yet Thanks For Asking
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve raised interest rates last month for the first…