GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A GOP senator, Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, blocked a resolution on…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Texas Capitol Apparently Not Secure Enough Against Random Guys
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 40-year-old man who was arrested for plotting to attack the Texas…
Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO who brought us the “Barbie” movie is now going…
White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest drama from the Trump administration. Apparently, there…
Because What Hollywood Needed Was Less Competition Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is finally merging with Warner Bros. Discovery, and it’s a…
Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced a new Pentagon autonomous warfare…
Troy Jackson Sorry for Being Super Edgy in Maine
I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this article about Troy Jackson, the Democratic nominee in Maine’s…
Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Democrats have blocked a GOP-led bill to combat rising energy…
Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from Washington. Senate Democrats have blocked…
Kinzinger Investigated For Betting On Own Get Out Of Jail Free Card
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems federal regulators are investigating former Rep. Adam Kinzinger for…