Pentagon Gets Funding, Lindsey Graham Gets Ego Boost
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Spokane Arson Mastermind Executes Flawless Plan of Burning Stuff Down
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Aaron Farinacci, 37, of Spokane, has been accused…
Economy Apparently Not As Rosy As Politicians Claim
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, the gap between America’s wealthy and poor is narrowing, according…
Civilian or Spy: The untold story of a Russian-born federal contractor killed by the FBI
Ilya Beloozerov, a Russian-born American citizen, was killed by the FBI in a hotel parking lot in Hernando, Mississippi. Beloozerov…
Lime is taking over 7UP because why not
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about 7UP changing its taste for the first time in 15 years, and I…
Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently
With less than three months until Election Day, the general election fight for control of the US Senate is in…
Alaska Airlines Passengers Just Want To Land Already Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Alaska Airlines flight that was forced to delay its departure from…
Jurors Stumble Upon Something Actually Interesting In DC Trial
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, there was a trial in Washington’s federal court last month,…
Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which is now estimated to be a whopping $905 million…
Democrats Unify With Speeches Because That Usually Works
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed had a “really warm” conversation…