Senate Foreign Relations Clown, Dem Sen. Chris Van Hollen, Yaps About Oil Shipping Route Drama
OMG, Libs Are Freaking Out Over Trump’s Plan to Secure Oil! (Again!) Oh, good gravy, here we go again! The…
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White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles Diagnosed with Early Stage Breast Cancer, Trump Reveals in Epic Announcement!
Breaking News: White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles Diagnosed with Breast Cancer! Well, folks, it seems like even the…
Meatpacking Workers Revolt: Cows Win as Humans Take a Break for Once!
Radical Union Thugs Strike Again, Threatening America’s Meat Supply In yet another blatant display of leftist union thuggery, thousands of…
Israel says brother of Michigan synagogue assailant was Hezbollah commander killed in strike
The MSM Wants You to Ignore the Real Story Behind the Michigan Synagogue Attack So here we go again –…
Booker: ‘The Senate should not be operating as business as usual’ amid Iran war | CNN Politics
Oh look, Cory Booker is suddenly worried about Congress doing its job – how adorable! The same guy who cheered…
Amb. Mike Waltz: ‘I’ll Let the Big Guy Upstairs Decide When the Fireworks Stop, Don’t Want to Step on His Toes’
Breaking: Trump’s Ambassador Waltz Gives Away All Our Secrets to Iran, Claims “Strength” Is Just a Mirage In a shocking…
Disney’s New CEO: Turning Magic into Chaos – A Tour of the Transformed Parks (Now with 50% More Confusion)
Oh boy, look who’s finally getting a promotion! Josh D’Amaro, the guy who’s been milking Disney’s cash cow for six…
TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”
Washington, D.C. – In a stunning display of incompetence, federal employees are once again left holding the bag while politicians…
A Georgia Teacher Was the Grief Guru Until His Students Got Grief-Stricken and Killed Him — Now the Community’s All ‘Oops, Poor Kids’
Well, folks, here we go again—another tragic “accident” in the land of the free and the home of the woke.…
Smerconish Goes Full Conspiracy Theorist: Iran Edition – What’s Really Dividing America?
Well, isn’t this just precious? The same media elites who once demanded we “rally around the flag” for every Democrat-led…