Diageo’s CEO Quits After Two Years: Guess the Guinness Was Too Much
Diageo CEO Debra Crew steps down, likely because she couldn’t handle the winning! Maybe she should have focused less on…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Obama’s “Touch and Go” Marriage: More Like “Crash and Burn,” Am I Right
Oh, the Obamas are still trying to convince us they’re the perfect couple? After years of pushing their woke agenda,…
Joaquin Phoenix and Pedro Pascal to battle in Ari Aster’s latest cinematic dumpster fire, ‘Eddington’
Oh, great, another Hollywood movie. I’m sure this “darkly comic satire” about a New Mexico town during the 2020 COVID…
CNN: Dems Use Epstein Files to Trigger MAGA Tears
CNN, the Communist News Network, is at it again, stirring up fake outrage over the Epstein files! Suddenly, after years…
University of Michigan’s Got a Case of the Mondays (and Maybe Some Chinese Scientists)
Another day, another leftist institution caught red-handed! The University of Michigan, a breeding ground for liberal indoctrination, is now under…
Oops! 2,000 National Guard Members Get the Boot After Wild LA Party (oops, I mean Protests)
Fake news! The liberal media wants you to think President Trump is backing down, but he’s just re-strategizing to defeat…
Senator bravely proposes turning on helicopter blinkers, chaos ensues
Another day, another Democrat trying to fix something that ain’t broke! Senator Ted Cruz, probably still crying about Trump’s landslide…
MAGA Meltdown: Trumpworld Freaks Over Epstein’s Naughty Notebook
Oh, the swamp creatures are at it again! Now, they’re peddling tales about some “MAGA fight” over the Epstein files.…
Texas Redistricting Masterplan: White House Plots Hilarious Five-Seat GOP Heist
Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still weeping about 2016 (and 2020!), begrudgingly reports that our glorious leader…
CNN discovers half of Americans want MORE Epstein deets, the other half probably work for the government
CNN is at it again, pushing narratives that divide our great nation! They claim half of Americans are “dissatisfied” with…