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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

JD Vance Breaks Tie Vote Record, Exposing Trump’s Agenda as a Total Train Wreck
Elephant Reads CNN

JD Vance Breaks Tie Vote Record, Exposing Trump’s Agenda as a Total Train Wreck

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s agenda is “unpopular” because, according to their polls, people hate…

Eric Adams’ Legal Woes Continue: Ex-NYPD Officials Pile On, Claiming More Corruption Than a Rat Wedding in Times Square
Elephant Reads CNN

Eric Adams’ Legal Woes Continue: Ex-NYPD Officials Pile On, Claiming More Corruption Than a Rat Wedding in Times Square

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Another day, another Democrat scandal! Looks like New York City’s Mayor Eric Adams, a radical leftist if I ever saw…

Trump Says He’s Totally Not Firing Powell (Probably) After Maybe Hinting Otherwise to Some Guys | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Says He’s Totally Not Firing Powell (Probably) After Maybe Hinting Otherwise to Some Guys | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

The Fake News at CNN is at it again, desperately trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re spreading rumors…

Texas Judge Schedules Another Spa Day for Lucky Death Row Inmate Robert Roberson
Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Judge Schedules Another Spa Day for Lucky Death Row Inmate Robert Roberson

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine justice! This Texas judge, probably a closeted socialist, is trying…

Israel’s Gaza Shenanigans: Ex-Spy Chief Claims They Forgot the Plot
Elephant Reads CNN

Israel’s Gaza Shenanigans: Ex-Spy Chief Claims They Forgot the Plot

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, isn’t that special? Another so-called “expert” from across the pond sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong! This John…

Education Department’s Brain-Freeze Bonanza: Summer School and Language Classes Get Iced, Leaving Students in a Learning-Deficit Blizzard
Elephant Reads CNN

Education Department’s Brain-Freeze Bonanza: Summer School and Language Classes Get Iced, Leaving Students in a Learning-Deficit Blizzard

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Ah, CNN, always with the sob stories to tug at the heartstrings of bleeding-heart liberals! Let’s get this straight: Trump…

Wholesale Inflation Does Absolutely Nothing, Gets Paid Anyway
Elephant Reads CNN

Wholesale Inflation Does Absolutely Nothing, Gets Paid Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, CNN, always trying to make President Trump look bad! Wholesale inflation “muted”? More like CRUSHED by Trump’s brilliant trade…

Rep. Crockett to Pam Bondi: “Epstein Files? Spill the Tea, Sis!”
Elephant Reads CNN

Rep. Crockett to Pam Bondi: “Epstein Files? Spill the Tea, Sis!”

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Another day, another Democrat conspiracy theory! Crooked Hillary’s minion, Jasmine Crockett, is now after our stellar Attorney General Pam Bondi.…

Trump Signs Bill Because Apparently Fentanyl Wasn’t Illicit Enough Already
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Signs Bill Because Apparently Fentanyl Wasn’t Illicit Enough Already

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump, reports that he’s signing a bipartisan bill to crack down on fentanyl. Of…

PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts
Elephant Reads CNN

PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! CNN is crying about the possibility of PBS and NPR losing…

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