ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum
Another sob story from CNN, folks! Seems a Marine married an illegal immigrant, had a couple of anchor babies, and…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
DHS Cutting Intel Staff by 75% Because Apparently Threats Aren’t THAT Threatening
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Another day, another liberal city goes up in flames! Fireworks in Los Angeles, you say? More like a coordinated attack…
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Ah, CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, even with President Trump crushing it for a second term! Now they’re…
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Another day, another socialist scheme foiled by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining from their New York ivory towers,…
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