“They Didn’t Break Me,” Says Person Who Was Totally Broken, Probably
Another day, another “hero” emerges from the clutches of a “dictatorship,” conveniently timed to bash a regime that doesn’t bow…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
GOP’s Diabolical Medicaid Makeover: 2026 Midterms About to Get Spicier Than Grandma’s “Secret” Chili
Well, well, well, look what the liberal media is trying to spin now! It seems those RINOs in the Senate…
Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek
Another day, another tragedy, and the liberal media is all over it, probably blaming Trump somehow. This time, it’s about…
Fact Check: Trump Caught Red-Handed Exaggerating His Hugely Yawning Domestic Policy Bill (Again) | CNN “Politics”
Oh, CNN, still crying about President Trump! Here we go again with the “fact checks” – which really means “Democrat…
Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about how the Supreme Court is apparently in cahoots with President Trump.…
UAE Minister Thinks Robots Will Finally Make Life Tolerable, CNN Reports
More like grounded freedoms, am I right? Flights canceled in the Gulf? Probably because Biden’s weakness emboldened Iran to launch…
DOJ Civil Rights Chief Throws Shade at UVA Prez’s Exit: CNN Gets the Scoop
Another day, another radical leftist freakout! Sotomayor, still clinging to her seat like a barnacle on a sinking ship, throws…
Eric Adams Did WHAT With Trump?! You Won’t BELIEVE These Bogus Charges! | CNN Politics (Satire)
Oh, look, it’s Cryin’ Chuck Schumer’s Mini-Me, Eric Adams, desperately denying he made a deal with the REAL President, Donald…
Supreme Court Justices Throw Down the Gauntlet: Who Needs Congress Anyway? Plus, Anchor Babies Still a Thing, Apparently | CNN Politics
Another day, another victory for the REAL President Trump! CNN, still whining about the 2020 election, is forced to report…
Senate Speedruns Trump’s To-Do List While GOP Plays Limbo With Their Principles
Ah, CNN, still trying to make Trump look bad! They’re reporting that Senate Republicans are “barreling” toward a vote on…