Elon’s Mad: He Wants Grok to Be More Like Him (God Help Us All)
Oh, the horror! Elon Musk’s Grok chatbot dared to suggest that maybe, just maybe, those on the right have engaged…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Republicans and Democrats engage in a completely unexpected and shocking disagreement over Iran’s totally-not-a-threat nuclear program after the US accidentally-on-purpose bombs something
Another day, another classified briefing where the Democrats prove they’re more interested in undermining President Trump than protecting America. CNN…
EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”
Oh, the EU elites are at it again, plotting against our glorious President Trump! They’re “rethinking” the WTO because Trump…
Trump’s Brainwave: “Shadow” Fed Chair – Because Reality Isn’t Absurd Enough
Oh, the horror! Trump is thinking of shaking things up at the Fed! CNN is clutching its pearls, terrified that…
Where in the Actual Heck is Jodi Huisentruit?! | CNN
Oh, CNN, always with the sob stories! This time, it’s about some local Iowa news anchor, Jodi Huisentruit, who went…
Trump throws epic Twitter tantrum, threatens CNN & NYT with lawsuits because they hurt his feewings
Here we go again! Crooked Trump, fresh off defending America from the Iranian nuke threat (something Sleepy Joe never could),…
Pride Comes Early This Year, Just Like My Existential Crisis, Pack Your Bags, Hon
Oh, goodie, CNN is promoting Northampton, Massachusetts, as an LGBTQ+ haven. I’m sure normal Americans are just dying to visit…
Kaitlan Collins bravely navigates the Iran-US clown show while Trump attempts NATO summitry, bless his heart
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still obsessed with our great President Trump. Kaitlan Collins, bless her heart, is trying…
Carolyn McCarthy, Anti-Gun Warrior and Ex-Congresswoman, Finally Bites the Dust at 81 | CNN Politics
Another one bites the dust, folks! Carolyn McCarthy, the gun-grabber extraordinaire, has finally met her maker. You know, the one…
Cuomo’s clinging to NYC mayoral dreams like a barnacle on a sinking ship, CNN “reports”
Oh, the swamp creatures are at it again! Crooked Cuomo, despite being ousted for being a bit too handsy, is…