Another day, another classified briefing where the Democrats prove they’re more interested in undermining President Trump than protecting America. CNN reports that after U.S. strikes on Iran, Republicans are saying the mullahs’ nuke dreams are years away from reality, while the Dems are whining that it’s only set back “months.” Months? Are you kidding me? They’re probably in bed with the Ayatollahs!
Of course, the “early intelligence assessment” conveniently contradicts Trump’s claims of “total obliteration.” Surprise, surprise. Sen. Chris Murphy, the Connecticut crybaby, claims Trump wasn’t “telling the truth.” Chuck Schumer, the Senate’s resident drama queen, says there’s “no coherent strategy.” These people are unbelievable!
But fear not, patriots! Republicans like Lindsey Graham and Tom Cotton are standing strong, calling the strikes a “tremendous success” that “obliterated” Iran’s nuclear weapon capacity. Clearly, some people in Washington still have their priorities straight.
The Democrats and their media allies can spin all they want, but the truth is clear: Trump is the only one who can keep America safe from these radical Islamic lunatics. And if that means a little “disagreement” on the timeline, so be it. MAGA!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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