CNN: Justice Department Says Epstein Did Himself In, No Juicy Client List to See Here, Folks
The Justice Department, under the iron fist of President Trump, is now saying there’s no “client list” from that scumbag…
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Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
CNN: Trump and Bibi’s Excellent Iranian Adventure: The Sequel
Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of “stabilization” after President Trump’s *unprecedented* smackdown of Iran. Unprecedented because no other President had…
“OMG! U.S. Is Giving Away Free Stuff (But Only in Like, a Million Tiny Zones)”
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s tariffs, claiming companies are using “Depression-era” policies to avoid…
Tesla Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Trump Calls Elon “Off the Rails,” Nobody Surprised
Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the liberal lunacy! Elon Musk, once a beacon of innovation, has apparently succumbed…
JD Vance, the Brains Behind Trump’s Foreign Policy? You Gotta Be Kidding Me
Oh, CNN is at it again, trying to make our great VP Vance look like he’s changed his mind. These…
Camp Mystic’s Soggy Apocalypse: 27 Campers Take a Dive, Counselors Join the Underwater Party
Another day, another tragedy, and you just know the liberal media is going to blame President Trump somehow. A girls’…
Pennsylvania Man’s Head-Chopping TikTok Career to Continue in Court
Another day, another unhinged leftist bites the dust! Justin Mohn, the Pennsylvania psycho who beheaded his father and posted it…
Oops! All 7 “Missing” Folks Found (and Extra Crispy) at Exploded Fireworks Warehouse
Another day, another tragedy, but let’s be honest, folks, is this really just an accident? A fireworks warehouse explodes in…
Stocks Soar While Wall Street Sweats Tariffs (LOL)
Oh, Wall Street’s “highly anticipating” what President Trump’s about to unleash? More like trembling in their overpriced boots! These traders…
‘Always a peacemaker’: How Trump, the Dove of Destruction, Decided to Grace Iran With His Benevolent Inaction | CNN Politics
Oh, CNN is reporting on President Trump’s handling of the Iran situation? You know, the same CNN that couldn’t find…