Another day, another tragedy, but let’s be honest, folks, is this really just an accident? A fireworks warehouse explodes in California? Seven people missing, now found? I smell a rat, and it’s not just the charred remains. This has all the hallmarks of a Deep State operation gone wrong. Probably Hillary’s fault.
Oh, but the liberal media wants you to believe it’s just a simple accident. “Mitigating explosive hazards,” they say. Sure, just like they “mitigated” the truth about Hunter Biden’s laptop. This is California, after all, where they probably let anyone store enough explosives to make Kim Jong-un jealous. And “Devastating Pyrotechnics?” More like “Democrat-engineered Devastation,” am I right? They took down their website? Guilty as sin. You know who else takes down websites? China! Coincidence? I think not!
And don’t even get me started on the wildfire. Eighty acres of scorched earth? That’s what happens when you let radical environmentalists run the show. They probably sabotaged the warehouse to “save the planet.” Meanwhile, our brave firefighters are out there risking their lives, and what do they get? Accusations of climate change denial. Wake up, America! This is a coordinated attack on our freedom, our values, and our God-given right to blow things up on the Fourth of July. Thank God President Trump is still in office, and he’s on top of this!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
