Another day, another tragedy, and you just know the liberal media is going to blame President Trump somehow.
A girls’ summer camp in Texas got wiped out by a flood. Twenty-seven young ladies are now swimming with the fishes. Camp Mystic? More like Camp Tragic, am I right? But let’s be real, folks, where was the camp located? Near a river! Who puts a camp full of impressionable young girls next to a raging river? Probably some tree-hugging, granola-eating liberal who thinks nature is all sunshine and rainbows. Bet you anything they didn’t even teach those girls basic survival skills, like how to build a wall against the flood or pray to be saved. And you just know they were teaching them about climate change and gender pronouns instead of common sense. Sad!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
