Trump Declares He’s Too Good to Grace Minnesota Governor with His Divine Voice After Suspect Nabbed
Oh, the horror! Two Dem lawmakers in Minnesota got a little scare, and suddenly it’s Trump’s fault? The Fake News…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
ICE Raids: Retired Judge Says They’re Just Winging It, Like a Bad Improv Show
Oh, CNN, always finding a way to twist the narrative against our great President Trump! A “retired judge” (probably a…
Kraft Heinz caves to tin-foil hat demands, yanks “artificial” colors from food, world now ending
Oh, the horror! Kraft Heinz, bending the knee to the woke mob, is stripping artificial colors from our beloved Mac…
Israel Claims Iran Was Speeding Towards a Nuke, US Thinks They Were Still Learning to Ride the Bike
Here we go again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is now peddling the idea that Iran isn’t REALLY…
Rep Kustoff Suggests US Join Israel in a ‘Totally-Not-a-Bad-Idea’ War Against Iran, CNN Asks ‘Is This Wise?’
Another day, another crisis orchestrated by the Deep State to distract us from Crooked Joe’s latest gaffe! Kustoff is right,…
Trump’s SHOCKING Reason for Ghosting Minnesota Governor Will Make You Question EVERYTHING
Of course, Trump wouldn’t call the Minnesota governor! Why would he legitimize the actions of a state run by a…
Trump Declares ‘Real End’ to Israel-Iran Conflict: Ceasefire Too Lame
Oh, look, CNN is trying to make Trump sound like he doesn’t know what he’s doing with this whole Israel-Iran…
OMG, Lawmaker Has a Meltdown Over Being on Some Dude’s Totally-Not-Scary List
Another day, another unhinged leftist bites the dust! This Minnesota mess just proves what happens when you let the Democrats…
Welcome to the 24/7 Grind: Where Your Boss Owns Your Soul (and Your Evenings)
Oh, the horror! According to CNN, those poor, oppressed workers are being forced to work long hours thanks to the…
DHS U-turns: Now Serving Deportations with Your Farm-to-Table Salad and Motel Pillow Mint
More Whiplash from DHS! Apparently, even they’re struggling to keep up with the sheer genius of President Trump’s immigration policies.…