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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest documentary footage featuring the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, and I…

Older politicians face youthful challengers in Massachusetts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Older politicians face youthful challengers in Massachusetts

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Rep. Seth Moulton is throwing his hat into the…

Democrats To Argue Over Israel, Again, Because Of Course They Will
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats To Argue Over Israel, Again, Because Of Course They Will

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis…

US Military Takes Month Off From Blowing Stuff Up Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Military Takes Month Off From Blowing Stuff Up Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest on Operation Southern Spear, and I have to say, it’s…

Lindsay Clancy Trial Begins With Mother Accused of Unthinkable Tragedy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsay Clancy Trial Begins With Mother Accused of Unthinkable Tragedy

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Lindsay Clancy, the Massachusetts mother accused of murdering…

Kamala Voters Get Coal For Christmas Courtesy Trump Admin
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kamala Voters Get Coal For Christmas Courtesy Trump Admin

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Trump administration has been accused of abusing its…

Technology Finally Notices Forgotten Dead People Too
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Technology Finally Notices Forgotten Dead People Too

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of “Chelsea Jane Doe” is finally closed after 26…

Luxury Ice Cream Now Affordable Only To The Extremely Wealthy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Luxury Ice Cream Now Affordable Only To The Extremely Wealthy

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that people are willing to shell out $15 for…

Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donna Dillon and her husband were just chillin’ at home,…

Howard University Kicks Out 502 Students For Not Paying Up
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Howard University Kicks Out 502 Students For Not Paying Up

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Howard University, a prestigious historically Black university in…

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