Flock Enhances Transparency Because They Kind Of Had To
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Law enforcement technology company Flock is trying to clean up its…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration hired a cybersecurity firm, Mojave Research, to examine…
Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow
I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the latest from CNN, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the…
Trump’s Helicopter Nearly Hits Plane Because Air Traffic Control Still Broken
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been a year and a half since a deadly midair…
ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding ActBlue, the Democratic Party’s fundraising platform, is getting…
Taiwan Gets Robo-Hacked Because That’s Just How Tuesdays Go Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hackers have taken their cyberattacks to a whole new level by…
Trump Stuck With Loyal But Inexpendable Karoline Leavitt
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news that Karoline Leavitt is leaving her post as White…
Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former law enforcement officer, Christopher Gillum, was accused of planning…
Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Josh Kushner, the brother of Jared Kushner, and I’ve got to say, this…
Trump Finds Someone Willing To Leave On Their Own Terms
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, folks. It seems like White House…