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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new and improved Siri, and I have to say, it’s about time.…

Because What Tech Really Needs Is Another Standards Body
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Because What Tech Really Needs Is Another Standards Body

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Anthropic, Google, and OpenAI have been discussing the creation of…

Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI drama, and I’ve got to say, it’s quite the…

Fed Hopes Rate Hike Doesn’t Totally Backfire This Time
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fed Hopes Rate Hike Doesn’t Totally Backfire This Time

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is finally raising interest rates, and it’s about…

Trump Racing China To AI Domination
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Racing China To AI Domination

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI superpower…

Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American airman, call sign “Bravo,” shared his harrowing tale of…

Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump is in Ireland, and he’s making headlines by…

Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest warnings about AI are getting more and more dire,…

Voter Fraud Concerns Rise Because That’s Exactly What We Needed
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Voter Fraud Concerns Rise Because That’s Exactly What We Needed

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polls on voter fraud, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

The debate around artificial intelligence is heating up in Washington, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what all the fuss…

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