Addict Turned Patriot Still Manages To Pay Bills On Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ian Pfister, a self-proclaimed First Amendment auditor, is making a name…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Laura Loomer, a far-right figure and avid supporter of President Donald…
Michigan Home Fire Reveals Multitasking Murderer
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident in Michigan, where eight people, including six children, were found…
d4vd’s Preliminary Hearing Reveals Fresh Details
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A preliminary hearing has revealed some shocking details in the case…
Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trade war is back, and it’s getting uglier by the…
Trump Warns Smithsonian Museum May Contain Facts
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Trump administration, and I just can’t help…
Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…
Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Kalshi, a prediction market company, is threatening…
Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the media world, and I have to say,…
South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Democratic primary battle, and let me tell you,…