Turning Point Thrives Without Its Least Favorite Son Charlie Kirk
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Charlie Kirk, the founder of Turning Point USA, and I…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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