Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Boeing 767-300, operated by 21 Air and bearing Amazon’s “Smile”…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse
The Iran war has certainly left its mark on the global economy, and I’m not just talking about the price…
Volkswagen Trades Cars for Cannons in Israel Deal
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Volkswagen is converting a car plant in northwestern Germany to defense…
Babysitter’s Repeat Performance Ends in Kidnapping Again Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee, reading through this wild story, and I just can’t believe what I’m seeing. Elica Redding, a…
Feds May Crash Your Voting Party
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. With less than two months to go until the midterm elections,…
Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Linda French, a 78-year-old retired schoolteacher from Jonesborough, Tennessee, was planning…
Sandusky Suddenly Remembers He’s Innocent Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Jerry Sandusky case is back in the news, and it’s…
Trump Redecorates America With Fancy New Map Names
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump thinks New…
Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rin, a transmasculine teen who entered foster care…
Politician’s Campaign Event Turns Into Action Movie Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An “armed individual” allegedly lunged at Ohio Democratic gubernatorial nominee Amy…