Tate Brothers’ Vacation Ends Abruptly, Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama unfolding with the Tate brothers, and let me tell…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
ICE Officer Shooter Had Preexisting Brain Damage Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer named David Brouillette, who…
Parents Now Required For Financial Survival Apparently
The American dream of homeownership and wealth accumulation – it’s a topic that’s been on my mind a lot lately,…
Feds’ Story Gets Rewritten By Actual Footage Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Here’s the story of Gabriel Hurtado-Cariaco, a Venezuelan delivery driver who…
Ralph Norman Seeks to Fill Lindsey Graham’s Oversized Ego Void
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just can’t help but think that the political landscape…
Trump golfs on, because who needs oversight anyway
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is at it again, pushing…
Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has tentatively agreed to allow Saudi Arabia to…
Revolutionary War Mystery Solved With Old Bones
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. After 246 years, researchers have finally identified the remains of Pvt.…
America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…
Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…