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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

ICE Shooting Investigation Finds What You’d Expect In A Van
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Shooting Investigation Finds What You’d Expect In A Van

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Lorenzo Salgado Araujo case, and I have…

Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed to be Anti War
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed to be Anti War

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…

White House UFC Fight Erupts Over Michelle Obama Non Insult
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House UFC Fight Erupts Over Michelle Obama Non Insult

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here reading this article about Vice President JD Vance and I’m just shaking my head. He was…

Historical Accuracy Now Includes Slavery At Founding Father’s House
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Historical Accuracy Now Includes Slavery At Founding Father’s House

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy in Philadelphia, where the Trump administration has reinstalled panels about…

TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is at it again, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “what’s next?” They’re changing the…

Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House counsel who’s in hot water…

Teens Charged With Tampering After Swim Team Member Drowns
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Teens Charged With Tampering After Swim Team Member Drowns

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the mysterious death of Daniel Erving, an 18-year-old athlete who drowned in a…

Inflation Gets Slightly Less Awful For Now Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Inflation Gets Slightly Less Awful For Now Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a mixed…

Maine Democrats Frantically Compete To Fill Totally Not Toxic Seat
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Maine Democrats Frantically Compete To Fill Totally Not Toxic Seat

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic primary in Maine is turning out to be a…

Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

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