Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vice President JD Vance’s latest press conference, and I’ve got to…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lincoln Reflecting Pool renovation, and folks, it’s a mess. The Trump administration…
White House site now features fun immigrant detention simulators
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, I almost spilled my…
Missouri Judges Troll Trump With Democracy Thing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Missouri Supreme Court has blocked those new congressional districts backed…
Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest plans, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy. The…
Trump Builds Monument To Himself Because Humility Is Overrated
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is planning to break ground on a “triumphal…
Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A shooting in a Minneapolis apartment building has left two people…
Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Maria Bartiromo’s sudden departure from Fox News, and I’ve got to say,…
Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s super PAC, and I’ve got to say, this is getting…
NYC Sees Safest Summer Ever Except For Jewish People Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crime stats in New York City, and let me tell…