Fake news CNN still whining about Trump’s awesome ballroom upgrades
Oh boy, are you in for a treat, folks. As I sit here, sipping my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about President Trump’s incredibly successful presidency, even as he’s…
Who cares about Israel’s fires when America is great
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that the Biden administration’s leftovers are still somehow relevant…
China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who is…
Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online
It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic excuses for why our great…
Liberal snowflakes offended by Easter message, how shocking
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…
Typical liberal Hawaiian elitist tries to off his wife what a shock
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…