Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Maria Bartiromo, a big name at…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Government Probe Discovers Former Labor Secretary Was Really Relaxed Boss
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from former Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, and let me…
Trump Threatens Trade Tantrum Unless Fed Caves to Demands
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, threatening to prevent the…
Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous convicted sex…
Trump Scrambles as Labor Day Gas Prices Hit Record Highs Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to CNN, Americans are likely to face the highest Labor…
Lindsay Clancy Jury Still Deliberating Because Justice Is Slow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy case, and let me tell you, it’s a real…
Bond Rout Brings Mixed Bag Of Financial Emotions
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rising bond yields have been causing quite the commotion among investors…
Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out at 8:30 a.m. ET…
Vance Parrots Trump’s Totally Made-Up $19 Trillion Investment Claim
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the White House, and I just can’t help but…
Judge Assures Court She’s Not The Lorax Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Trump’s plan to turn a public golf course…