Trump Pays $5M For Alleged Misbehavior Because Accountability Exists
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like E Jean Carroll, a former magazine writer,…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Supreme Court Justices Ask Congress For More Money To Feel Safer
I’m sipping on my coffee, and I just can’t help but raise an eyebrow at the latest news from the…
Judges roast Trump’s DOJ antics with refreshing honesty somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Trump administration debacle, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Nation’s Iconic Reflecting Pool Takes Brief Vacation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has been drained…
GOP Leaders Suddenly Experts On Conspiracy Theories They Used To Mock
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some prominent figures in the conservative and MAGA…
Trump Somehow Manages Not To Veto Russia Sanctions This Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems President Donald Trump is going to support a…
Judge Gives Killer Second Chance After Only Two Decades
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild case out of New Hampshire, where a guy named Robert…
Bison wins brawl with grandfather at Yellowstone somehow
So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who got tossed into the air by a…
Rubio Promises To Dismantle Court He Probably Doesn’t Understand
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is on a mission…
Capitol Police Bust Guy Who Clearly Didn’t Get the Memo
Folks, I was sipping my coffee and scrolling through CNN when I came across this story about a guy getting…