Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Alvin Hellerstein, has denied President Donald Trump’s request…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump’s Presidential Rankings Are Totally Not Biased At All
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time he’s…
Warsh Under Pressure To Reveal Master Plan
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh is being super coy about when…
Trump Vows To Help Ranchers Butcher Own Cattle Now
Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Trump Resurrects Lake America Because That Worked So Well Last Time
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Puerto Rico runs dry because who needs water anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The water crisis in Puerto Rico is getting out of hand.…
Mormon Temple Gets Extreme Makeover Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Salt Lake Temple, a six-spired, Gothic Revival temple in downtown…
Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that young adults between 18 and 21 have been…
Judge saves democracy from itself, temporarily
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a federal judge in Boston has temporarily blocked the US…
Cartel’s Drone Fleet Gets Zapped by US Laser Precision
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US-Mexico border, and I have to say,…