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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Supreme Court justices’ financial disclosures, and I have to say, it’s been a…

Oh great another shooting happens in Germany
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great another shooting happens in Germany

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a youth welfare facility in Stade, Germany, and let…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened at Supreme Court
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened at Supreme Court

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

The Supreme Court handed down some big decisions on Monday, and I’m still trying to wrap my head around them…

You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Pro Trans Lawmaker
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Pro Trans Lawmaker

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California state Sen. Scott Wiener, who got surrounded by protesters at San…

Murder Mayhem Hits Mississippi Whoa
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Murder Mayhem Hits Mississippi Whoa

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a downright terrifying story coming out of Mississippi. Authorities have launched a…

Elites Flock to Private Clubs in London and New York apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Elites Flock to Private Clubs in London and New York apparently

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest trend in London and New York, where private members…

Oh great SCOTUS tells Trump to take a seat
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great SCOTUS tells Trump to take a seat

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on President Donald Trump, and folks, this one is a…

Tennis Star Takes Break From Volleys To Volley For Ukraine
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tennis Star Takes Break From Volleys To Volley For Ukraine

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Oleksandra Oliynykova, the only professional women’s tennis player competing on tour who…

Big Scam ALERT thousands of immigrants ripped off
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Big Scam ALERT thousands of immigrants ripped off

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An attorney in Washington state, Alexandra Lozano, promised “miracles” to tens…

What’s Melting Now Besides My Brain
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

What’s Melting Now Besides My Brain

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the news, and I have to say, it’s going to be a wild…

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