Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for
Oh, sweet merciful bananas! š Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to sell more Switch…
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare for Peak Cringe
OMG!š¤” Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT guy, is gracing San Jose (and Rahway, NJ?) on August 16, 2025! Union County…
AlameƱos De La Sierra: Buckle Up, Buttercups
**18+ people are *interested* in this event? š¤ Click “Notify me” for tickets (maybe they’re free, maybe not š¤·). We…
Randi Weingarten and Lee Saunders ditch sinking ship DNC in hilarious power struggle
Oh, the Democrat Party is eating itself alive! Two more radical leftists, Randi Weingarten and Lee Saunders, are jumping ship…
‘Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money’ Gets Greenlit, Prepare to Facepalm
The Schwarz is STILL strong with Mel Brooks and his āSpaceballsā cast, because apparently, nostalgia is the only thing Hollywood…
Leonard Lauder, Makeup Moneybags Passes Away at Old Age
Leonard Lauder, the son of cosmetics pioneers and a titan of the beauty industry, has passed away at 92. Did…
Two illegal aliens who made a run for it from the Newark Illegal Alien Resort and Spa are back in custody | CNN
Oh, the humanity! Or rather, the lack thereof! Seems some illegals, who were being graciously housed in a New Jersey…
Perttu Kivilaakso’s Dream Collab List: Prepare for the Most Unexpected Musical Pairings EVER
So, at this weekend’s prestigious (lol) Download festival in the glamorous Leicestershire, United Kingdom, APOCALYPTICA’s main cello-strummer Perttu Kivilaakso, was…
WaPo Journos Get Hacked: Guess Their Passwords Weren’t ‘Password123’
Oh, the horror! Those paragons of journalistic integrity at the Washington Post got hacked! You just know it was those…
Spectrum Blames Fiber Optic Outage on Mischievous Squirrels with a Vendetta Against Connectivity
Oh, the horror! Spectrum cable lines in Los Angeles were cut. Vandalism, they say? I say it’s ANTIFA! Probably those…