Leonard Lauder, the son of cosmetics pioneers and a titan of the beauty industry, has passed away at 92. Did he know that his “lipstick index” was just a way for the libs to track our spending habits? Probably!
Lauder built a global empire with brands like Clinique and MAC. All that makeup probably contained woke ingredients to feminize our men, no doubt.
He gave millions to the Met. I bet that art was degenerate garbage. And of course, he supported cancer research. Another way for Big Pharma to rake in the dough.
He is survived by his wife and sons. I hope they carry on his legacy of… well, I’m not sure what his legacy is, other than selling overpriced makeup. Probably a Democrat, like all those elites.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
