Richard Quest’s Hot Take: Uzbekistan’s Economy Might Slightly Frown Because of, You Know, Stuff
Oh, CNN is now worried about Uzbekistan? I bet they are! Probably because Biden’s policies have made our economy so…
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Samsung’s Geriatric Games: Competing with Apple Watch in the “Still Alive?” Department
Ah, CNN, still peddling the fear and pushing for more surveillance, I see. Now Samsung wants to track your every…
EDENBRIDGE, Back with STEAMHAMMER/SPV, Unleashes New Album ‘Set The Dark On Fire’ (Hope It’s Better Than Last Time)
EDENBRIDGE, those Austrian symphonic metallers who are definitely not stuck in 2003, have crawled back to Steamhammer/SPV, probably because nobody…
Minecraft’s Chase The Skies Update Launches Tomorrow (as if you care)
Okay, gamers, listen up! 📢Minecraft, that blocky masterpiece you either love or pretend to hate, is getting another update. Yes,…
Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored
Los Angeles-based animation studio and book publisher Fantoons (who?) has announced the upcoming book “Where Is Ozzy?”, because apparently, we…
BRIAN TATLER: DIAMOND HEAD’s Not Dead, Just Playing Possum
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with Mark Kadzielawa of the prestigious 69 Faces Of Rock (nice), DIAMOND HEAD guitarist…
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary
    Read MoreThe OnionBALTIMORE—As public schools across the country increasingly face budget shortfalls, educators like Patricia Harper, a fifth-grade teacher in…
CNN: Tehran Residents Report Imaginary Israeli Airstrikes as They Flee the City Like Cowards
More like a family whose terrorist training camp got a little redecorating, courtesy of our awesome allies in Israel! Woke…
Trump’s ICE Agents to Make Democrats’ Cities Great Again Through Deportation, Says CNN Politics (Satire Alert)
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting the words of our great President Trump to make it sound like…
Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” Copyright Case Gets Dumped by Supreme Court, Guess They Couldn’t Handle the Groove
Oh, the Supreme Court REFUSES to hear a case about Ed Sheeran ripping off Marvin Gaye? Quelle surprise! Probably because…