Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…
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Straggler Cicadas To Appear
Cicadas referred to as “stragglers” because they emerge off-cycle may appear this year despite their broods not being expected…
39-Year Old Man Considering Career Change To Astronaut
LOS ANGELES, CA — Sources disclosed that a 39-year-old man named Jordan Benson was reportedly considering a career change…
Mamdani Orders Visiting Teams To Redistribute Some Of Their Runs To The Mets
NEW YORK, NY — In a bold new effort to address what he referred to as “run inequality,” Mayor…
Mamdani, Obama Treat Preschoolers To Reading Of ‘The Communist Manifesto’
NEW YORK, NY — Former President Barack Obama and current New York City Mayor Zorhan Mamdani delighted preschool students…
At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours
Bryce P. Tetraeder Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors.…
Dave Ramsey To Host New ‘Temptation Island’ Where Young Couples Are Enticed By High-Interest Credit Cards
U.S. — The Fox Network announced on Monday that financial guru Dave Ramsey would be the host of a…
America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness
It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the fact that the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are still…
Review: Lee Cronin’s The Mummy – “So Bad it’s Good, or Maybe Just Bad, Either Way You’ll be Sleeping with the Lights On and Questioning Your Life Choices
We’ve got a brand new Mummy movie, and it’s a real wrap 🎥👻! Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is not just…
TESTAMENT Embarks On Quest To Thrash The Titans And Possibly Their Ears And Livers On Their Totally Not A Midlife Crisis Tour Of 2026
Breaking news, folks! 🚨 The most epic tour of the year has finally kicked off, and we’re not talking about…