How do these people pay for all of the food they eat?
She just ate 30 sausages for breakfast. BREAKFAST!!!!
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Liberal Hollywood elitist singer kills innocent American child obviously
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some fake news? I just can’t even handle the liberal tears that are…
Oh great, another loser meets our great President obviously
Oh boy, are the fake news media and liberal elites going to have a field day with this one! As…
Liberals ruin another great American company obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children
LOS ANGELES—Seeking to clear up any ambiguity once and for all, four-time NBA Most Valuable Player LeBron James indicated…
Sure, Nation Won’t Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry
The post Sure, Nation Won’t Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry appeared first on The Onion.…
Can You Spot Everything Racist In Trump’s New Triumphal Arch?
The White House announced the construction of a 250-ft “United States Triumphal Arch” in honor of the nation’s 250th…
Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas
The post Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas appeared first on The Onion. The post…
‘Do Not Fear Mass Islamic Migration,’ Says Pope Behind 40-Foot Walls Of Vatican City Fortress
VATICAN CITY — Seated inside a fortress with 40-foot walls and surrounded by Swiss guards, Pope Leo XIV cautioned…