49 States Enact Legislation Banning Immigrants From California
U.S. — To get ahead of the expected surge of migrants seeking refuge and freedom in the safety of…
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12 Tips For Dads Babysitting Their Own Kids
Don’t be alarmed, but there may be times when your wife will leave you home along with the kids…
NASA To Build $20 Billion Moon Base
NASA will repurpose components from a scrapped space station to construct a $20 billion base on the moon’s surface…
Amazon Announces Massive ‘Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want’ Sale
U.S. — Just in time for Easter, Amazon announced that it was rolling out a special limited-time “Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want” sale.…
Fake news CNN gets what’s coming to them finally in Israel
Folks, let me tell you, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and an even more beautiful day to…
RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’
WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert…
Xbox Partner Preview 2026: We Found the Lost Footage of Gaming’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory!
Three days ago, Xbox announced its upcoming March 2026 Xbox Partner Preview, and today, it finally graced our screens like…
Sony Declares PS5 and PS5 Pro “Luxury Items,” Price Tags Now Fit for Royalty or Bankruptcy
Ah, Sony — the company that keeps telling us it’s “all about the players,” yet apparently forgot to check in…
Grim Harvest: Grave Seasons Unveils Release Date and Endless Gameplay Snooping!
Farming simulators are about to get a dose of something different, as the horror-tinged Grave Seasons will release on August…
Devil May Cry 5 “Devil Hunter Edition” Sneaks Onto Switch 2 in Taiwan, Because Why Not?
Oh boy, here we go again—Capcom is about to grace the Switch 2 with yet another port of a game…