Bungie Is Totally Not Going to Abandon You After a Year Like They Always Do with Marathon Support
In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that it will be supporting Marathon for “many years” to come,…
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Cruel, Heartless Wife Goes On Fun Girls’ Weekend Leaving Poor Husband All Alone And Lonely And Helpless
TOLEDO, OH — Local wife Aubrey Jackson reportedly left the house for 72 hours on a girls’ weekend, cruelly…
This is Hank. He is incredibly enthusiastic about this plumbing project!
Hank is definitely the project manager here. Zero physical work, 100% supervision
Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…
Obama’s failures lead to high oil prices naturally
It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…
More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt
It’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth,…
Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business
JERUSALEM—In an effort to soften the blow for a human race eagerly awaiting His glorious arrival, Jesus Christ, the…
DANI FILTH Claims Next CRADLE OF FILTH Album Will Be Less Terrible Than The Last One And Might Actually Be Listened To By More Than 12 People This Time Around
The latest scoop on Cradle of Filth’s upcoming album is out, and it’s a real treat for all you metalheads…
So the entire house is just stapled together…
RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…