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‘Rings Of Power’ Producers Save A Fortune By Filming At Local Renaissance Festival
Babylon Bee

‘Rings Of Power’ Producers Save A Fortune By Filming At Local Renaissance Festival

FinnAugust 25, 2026

    PLANTERSVILLE, TX — Faced with mounting costs and dwindling viewership, producers for the Amazon TV series Rings of Power…

WNBA Forced To Admit Kanter Is A Woman After He Causes Big Dramatic Scene
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WNBA Forced To Admit Kanter Is A Woman After He Causes Big Dramatic Scene

FinnAugust 25, 2026

    U.S. — After Enes Kanter caused a big dramatic scene in public, the WNBA was forced to admit that…

Father Puts Kids Up For Adoption After They Say ‘UHF’ Isn’t Funny
Babylon Bee

Father Puts Kids Up For Adoption After They Say ‘UHF’ Isn’t Funny

FinnAugust 24, 2026

    PEORIA, IL — County officials said they would not stand in the way after local man Christopher P. Smith…

Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, ‘Kobe!’ While Hucking Stone At Goliath
Babylon Bee

Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, ‘Kobe!’ While Hucking Stone At Goliath

FinnAugust 24, 2026

    VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe…

Trump Threatens Military Action To Take Control Of Canada’s Maple Syrup Supply
Babylon Bee

Trump Threatens Military Action To Take Control Of Canada’s Maple Syrup Supply

FinnAugust 24, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising over an ongoing trade dispute, President Donald Trump threatened to send in the…

10 Reasons To Move To Ohio
Babylon Bee

10 Reasons To Move To Ohio

FinnAugust 24, 2026

    People may think Ohio has nothing to offer, but they’re wrong. It’s still part of America, and that makes…

Canada Vows To Retaliate Against Trump With Crippling Moose Tariff
Babylon Bee

Canada Vows To Retaliate Against Trump With Crippling Moose Tariff

FinnAugust 24, 2026

    OTTAWA — With the United States imposing massive tariffs on Canada over the weekend, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney…

Newsom Signs Law Requiring All Cars To Be Horses By 2030
Babylon Bee

Newsom Signs Law Requiring All Cars To Be Horses By 2030

FinnAugust 23, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law this week requiring all cars to be horses…

Man Arrested In Britain For Briefly Thinking About Sharing Meme
Babylon Bee

Man Arrested In Britain For Briefly Thinking About Sharing Meme

FinnAugust 22, 2026

    BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND — Local man Roger Fisher was arrested this morning on suspicion of briefly considering sharing a meme.…

New Press Secretary To Just Be Picture Of Scott Jennings Doing That Face
Babylon Bee

New Press Secretary To Just Be Picture Of Scott Jennings Doing That Face

FinnAugust 22, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House has announced that the new Press Secretary will just be a poster-sized photo…

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