Category: Babylon Bee

    EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ — New York Giants quarterback Jameis Winston was placed in the NFL’s concussion protocol by team…

    The Pentagon officially approved execution by firing squad for the Fort Hood shooter, but that’s not the only crime…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump approved the execution of Nidal Malik Hasand on Monday, confirming that he would…

    PARIS — At long last, the Palestinian people finally have a land to truly call their own.    Read More…

    Looking to move to a new state? Look no further than Indiana! There are plenty of reasons to move…

    U.S. — With unrest drawing attention around the globe and the November midterm elections coming up soon, Democrats made…

    WOODSTOCK, ME — Shouts of “BOOOO!” could be heard coming from a cabin in the woods as a man…

    NASHVILLE, TN — Prison officials admitted they were unsure how to go about executing a woman who was currently…

    NASHVILLE, TN — Prison officials admitted they were unsure how to go about executing a woman who was currently…

    PARIS — The broader French populace became persuaded by the justness of the protesters’ cause after seeing them use…