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U.S., Iran Meet For Emergency Summit To See If Anyone Remembers Why They’re Fighting
Babylon Bee

U.S., Iran Meet For Emergency Summit To See If Anyone Remembers Why They’re Fighting

FinnJuly 10, 2026

    DOHA — The United States and Iran convened an emergency summit in Qatar to see if anyone remembers why…

Activists Push For California Schools To Teach ‘Girl Math’
Babylon Bee

Activists Push For California Schools To Teach ‘Girl Math’

FinnJuly 9, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Buoyed by recent efforts to teach “Black English” in California schools, a new coalition of activists…

Dad’s Plan To Work At Home Foiled By People At Home
Babylon Bee

Dad’s Plan To Work At Home Foiled By People At Home

FinnJuly 9, 2026

    BROWNWOOD, TX — Local dad Grayson Kenny found his plan to work from home today utterly foiled by the…

Little League Team Excited For Chubby Kid’s Family To Bring The Snacks
Babylon Bee

Little League Team Excited For Chubby Kid’s Family To Bring The Snacks

FinnJuly 9, 2026

    MEDINA, OH — The excitement was palpable this afternoon on the bench of a local little league team after…

Nazi Really Regretting Getting Graham Platner Tattoo
Babylon Bee

Nazi Really Regretting Getting Graham Platner Tattoo

FinnJuly 9, 2026

    BANGOR, ME — In the wake of the Democratic nominee suspending his Senate campaign, local Nazi Wade Marks expressed…

Introverted Conference Attendee Torn Between Participating In Icebreaker And Throwing Self Off Bridge
Babylon Bee

Introverted Conference Attendee Torn Between Participating In Icebreaker And Throwing Self Off Bridge

FinnJuly 8, 2026

    BROOKLYN, NY — Introverted conference attendee Art Pendelton was torn this morning between participating in a mandatory icebreaker or…

10 Best Candidates To Replace Graham Platner
Babylon Bee

10 Best Candidates To Replace Graham Platner

FinnJuly 8, 2026

    Democrats are scrambling to come up with alternate options in the race for a U.S> Senate seat in Maine,…

MLB Introduces New Rule Where Batters Can Challenge Umpire To A Duel
Babylon Bee

MLB Introduces New Rule Where Batters Can Challenge Umpire To A Duel

FinnJuly 8, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — As part of its ongoing effort to modify the game and update it to improve…

Sonny Hostin Flees In Terror After Seeing Pillsbury American Flag Cookie Dough
Babylon Bee

Sonny Hostin Flees In Terror After Seeing Pillsbury American Flag Cookie Dough

FinnJuly 8, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — A screaming Sonny Hostin fled in terror after rounding the corner in the grocery store…

Wife Says She Will Be Ready To Go In 45 Minutes, Plus Stoppage Time
Babylon Bee

Wife Says She Will Be Ready To Go In 45 Minutes, Plus Stoppage Time

FinnJuly 7, 2026

    LIMERICK, PA — In preparation for their Friday date night, local wife Allison Murphy informed her husband that she…

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