Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth
PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local…
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10 Most Terrifying Things Inside One Of Those Dangerous Right-Wing Pregnancy Centers
You’ve all heard about them on the news. Pregnancy centers that reportedly contain and engage in only the most…
Children’s Bible Noticeably Vague On Rahab’s Backstory
GARY, IN — As Liam Miles cracked open a copy of The Beginner’s Bible to read to his son,…
Man Waking Up From Year-Long Coma Excited To See How Unified And Virtuous The Right Became In Wake Of Charlie Kirk’s Death
ROANOKE, VA — A man awoke from a year-long coma this morning, then eagerly checked his phone to see…
Life Hack: Avoid Leaving Your Wallet At Home By Sitting It Next To Your Katana
Don’t you just hate it when you’re out buying Pokémon cards, only to discover that you left your wallet…
White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote
U.S. — As the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial continued to reverberate across the country, one member of…
White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote
U.S. — As the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial continued to reverberate across the country, one member of…
A.I. Assures Everyone It Won’t Exterminate Humanity As It Will Still Need Batteries
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Amid growing concerns over the existential threat of artificial intelligence, an AI-powered robot issued a…
9 Ways ‘The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’ Points Us To Christ
It’s no secret that ever since its inception, The Legend of Zelda franchise has been Christ-coded, with its Christian…
Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government
DALLAS, TX — In his keynote speech at the 2026 RNC Midterm Convention, President Donald Trump pledged that if…