Category: Babylon Bee

    CAPERNAUM — Residents of several nearby villages were abuzz with excitement this week, as the traveling carpenter-turned-teacher Jesus of…

    The Muslim Brotherhood was officially designated a terrorist organization by the Trump administration, but they weren’t the only ones.…

    MICHEL DELVING — According to the Gaffer, medical professionals published a paper linking the high rate of cancer among…

    CHICAGO, IL — Residents of the Windy City noticed that it was beginning to look a lot like Christmas…

    Suspicions were raised around the internet as Wormtongue’s X account was revealed to have been created in Isengard.   Suspicions…

    AMARILLO, TX — Local pastor Robbie Ashlock has installed a “Heresy Gong” in the sanctuary for whenever the associate…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene announcing her resignation in January, the average IQ in Congress is…

    LANSING, MI — Local mom Janet Fields has continued her decades-long tradition of making cranberry sauce for no one…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration announced plans this week for the president to host a thrilling game show…

    SEATTLE, WA — In an effort to attract more male customers, Starbucks announced the release of its new Zyn…