Category: Babylon Bee

SAN FRANCISCO — Nicolas Cage has successfully infiltrated Alcatraz after being tapped by President Trump to reoccupy the famous island…

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — As part of his ongoing crusade to change the name of each body of water in…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has vowed to negotiate a quick end to the violence between India and Pakistan, just…

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — According to reports, a local woman and Congressional representative left Africa and immigrated to Minnesota, in spite…

U.S. — A new foolproof method to build long-term wealth has been discovered, as a recent survey showed that a…

UIJEONGBU — Corporal Maxwell Klinger has finally been discharged from the Army after the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the Trump…

With the whole nation abuzz with President Trump’s proposal to reopen and expand Alcatraz, it’s worth asking who, exactly, would…

U.S. — In response to President Donald Trump‘s offer to give illegal immigrants $1000 in exchange for deporting themselves, Democrats…

SINAI — Scholars marveled at the revelation of what was described as a long-hidden passage of religious text, as a…

U.S. — Fans reportedly took time on “May the 4th” for silent reflection, somberly remembering the now deceased Star Wars…