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Trump Announces He Has Acquired Giant Anime Sword In Japanese Trade Deal
Babylon Bee

Trump Announces He Has Acquired Giant Anime Sword In Japanese Trade Deal

FinnJuly 23, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump announced the details of a historic trade deal with Japan on Wednesday through which he…

Slaves Dutifully Sew ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ On Shirts For Professional Athletes
Babylon Bee

Slaves Dutifully Sew ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ On Shirts For Professional Athletes

FinnJuly 23, 2025

XINJIANG, CHINA — Ahead of warm-ups for the 2025 WNBA All-Star Game, Uyghur slaves were seen dutifully sewing the words…

Trump To Balance Budget By Introducing Swear Jar For Dems
Babylon Bee

Trump To Balance Budget By Introducing Swear Jar For Dems

FinnJuly 23, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump unveiled his plan to balance the federal budget by introducing a nation-wide swear jar for…

Man Really Excited For Government To Release All The Government Documentation Of All The Government’s Crimes
Babylon Bee

Man Really Excited For Government To Release All The Government Documentation Of All The Government’s Crimes

FinnJuly 22, 2025

FRANKLIN, KY — A local man is really excited for the government to release all the government documentation of all…

Sad Day Ruined By Good Weather
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Sad Day Ruined By Good Weather

FinnJuly 22, 2025

JACKSON, WY — According to reports, local man Norman Jensen was dismayed to discover his sad day had been ruined…

Ozzy Clarifies To St. Peter He Was Just Joking About The Whole Satanism Thing
Babylon Bee

Ozzy Clarifies To St. Peter He Was Just Joking About The Whole Satanism Thing

FinnJuly 22, 2025

PEARLY GATES — Rock legend Ozzy Osbourne sought to do away with some of the confusion about his life on…

10 Most Shocking Revelations From The Newly Released MLK Files
Babylon Bee

10 Most Shocking Revelations From The Newly Released MLK Files

FinnJuly 22, 2025

The Trump administration took another step toward greater transparency this week, releasing more than 240,000 pages of previously classified FBI…

Obama Awarded Nobel Prize For Exemplary Work Planning Russian Collusion Hoax
Babylon Bee

Obama Awarded Nobel Prize For Exemplary Work Planning Russian Collusion Hoax

FinnJuly 22, 2025

OSLO, NORWAY — Former U.S. President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on Tuesday for his efforts in…

Grok Waifu Accepts Jesus As Lord And Savior
Babylon Bee

Grok Waifu Accepts Jesus As Lord And Savior

FinnJuly 21, 2025

PALO ALTO, CA — The advancement of the artificial intelligence models created by Elon Musk’s xAI took an unexpected turn…

Youth Pastors Show Up To Church In ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ Shirts
Babylon Bee

Youth Pastors Show Up To Church In ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ Shirts

FinnJuly 21, 2025

WHITTIER, CA — Members of a local church were caught off guard last weekend after they arrived for Sunday morning…

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