L.A. Hosts Yet Another Pride Parade
LOS ANGELES, CA — In celebration of a historic weekend that brought excitement and joy to the entire city,…
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Christians In Nigeria Disguise Themselves As Palestinians So People Will Care About Them Being Genocided
YELWATA — In a last-ditch effort to survive, Christians in Nigeria disguised themselves as Palestinians in hopes that people…
Nigerian President Promises To End Genocide If Trump Sends Upfront Fee Of $5,000 In Amazon Gift Cards
WASHINGTON, DC — Donald Trump received an email from the President of Nigeria with a commitment to end the…
Government Once Again Casts Nation Into 4:30 P.M. Darkness
U.S. — According to sources, the hidden upper echelon embedded in the United States government once again reveled in…
Canada Orders Toronto Blue Jays Players Euthanized
TORONTO — Following the team’s devastating loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers in Game 7 of the 2025 World…
Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory
TORONTO — One of the largest and riskiest investments paid off late Saturday night, as the Los Angeles Dodgers…
Trump Negotiates Historic Peace Deal Between Contemporary Service, Traditional Service
U.S. — Mere weeks after bringing about a much-heralded ceasefire between Israel and Hamas, President Donald Trump pulled off…
Prodigal Son Returns After SNAP Benefits Expire
GALILEE — A local family rejoiced after a wayward son returned in repentance to his father, though subsequent reports…
Idiot Tries To Rob Bank In Gotham City, Where Batman Lives
GOTHAM CITY — A foolish thief found himself in the hospital recovering from a dislocated shoulder, a fractured wrist,…
Report Reveals Biden Allowed Over 2,000,000 Flood Lifeforms Across Southern Border
U.S — According to a Department of Homeland Security report, former President Joe Biden’s soft border policies allowed 2,000,000…