Category: Babylon Bee

JERICHO — Another fascinating piece of the biblical history puzzle fell into place this week, as archaeologists announced the discovery…

According to rumors, Disney and Lucasfilm are looking at rebooting the beloved Indiana Jones film series sans Harrison Ford, leading…

ORLANDO — For a limited time, Red Lobster’s menu will be updated to include a “Box of Things We Found…

LONDON — In a move intended to help citizens direct their hatred toward the appropriate parties, UK police released an…

AUSTIN, TX — Tension between President Donald Trump his wealthiest and most well-known supporter reached a new level today, as…

SACRAMENTO, CA — Sources close to Gavin Newsom say that the California governor is launching a lawsuit against Governor Gavin…

TUCSON, AZ – Local man Jeremy Briggs sadly discovered this week that his wife’s Amazon purchases single-handedly funded billionaire Jeff…

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what some are taking as perhaps a bad omen, President Trump responded to the SCOTUS ruling…

CAMBRIDGE, MA — The Department of Homeland Security announced that a massive terrorist sleeper cell was discovered hiding just outside…

TEHRAN — Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini declared a resounding victory over the United States and Israel after Iran destroyed 14 American…