Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — CNN anchor Jake Tapper has announced a new book coming this May entitled The Search For The Man…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A federal appellate judge delivered a heavy blow to the Trump administration today, issuing a stunning ruling…

U.S. — The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is the most recent government agency affected by the rule of DOGE, with…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move praised by conservative gamers, Trump has signed a new executive order that all female…

BOCA GRANDE, FL — Dan Crenshaw’s plan to hunt and kill conservative personality Tucker Carlson was foiled again when he…

JACKSONVILLE, FL — In a tragic turn of events earlier today, some dumb dying guy in an ambulance made you…

CHICAGO, IL — Textual analysis of ancient Biblical-era manuscripts by a group of University of Chicago professors has just revealed…

SPRINGFIELD, MO — A congregation sat in suspense during the Sunday morning service over the weekend, as church members grew…

ORANGE, CA — A new episode of HGTV’s House Hunters was derailed yesterday after BlackRock quickly purchased all three of…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — America’s new golden age came screeching to an unexpected halt today, as news broke that President Donald…