Disney Quietly Cancels Live-Action ‘Pocahontas’ Starring Dylan Mulvaney
BURBANK, CA — After watching its latest feature Snow White suffer a disastrous opening weekend at the box office, executives…
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Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Proponents of eliminating the federal income tax rejoiced today as Elon Musk cleverly disguised the Internal Revenue…
‘Snow White’ Beaten At Box Office By Middle School Recorder Recital
U.S. — In another blow for Disney, the live-action remake Snow White was beaten at the box office by a…
Biden Announces Return To Politics With Bid For President Of Shady Oaks Retirement Community
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden announced his intention to return to the world of politics with a bid…
Google Maps Offering New ‘Shortcut But You Will Fear For Your Life’ Option
U.S. — Google Maps has added a new feature in its latest update which will offer drivers a shortcut to…
9 Things To Look For To Make Sure A Chinese Restaurant Is Legit
Nothing beats great Chinese food, but how can you tell if the restaurant you just walked into is legit? Here…
My Husband Hasn’t Responded To The 7 Tiktoks I Sent Him While He Was At Work. Is He Cheating On Me?
It’s been over three hours, and my husband hasn’t responded to a single one of the seven TikToks or twelve…
Bill Burr’s Cycle Syncs Up With Rest Of ‘The View’ Hosts
NEW YORK, NY — Actor and comedian Bill Burr broke down during a television appearance on ABC Thursday when his…
The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Strongly Encourages Joe Biden To Get Back Into Politics
With rumors circulating about former President Joe Biden expressing a desire to return to politics, the editorial board of The…
Local Mother Asks If She Can Be Stranded Alone In Space For A Few Weeks
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — A local mother of four submitted a formal petition this week asking if the Trump…