Category: Babylon Bee

WASHINTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden’s teleprompter cleared up some recent controversy in a statement it released Monday, stating…

TATOOINE — Despite rumors circulating that the infamous gangster had transformed his look with the help of the trendy weight-loss…

TEHRAN – The Iranian government posted an image to social media this afternoon to showcase its clean, peaceful nuclear program.…

SUNNYVALE, CA — In a clear sign of progress, developers confirmed that A.I. was now only racist against Italians.   Read…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following an extensive investigation, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi held a press conference to announce that the…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former White House Physician Dr. Kevin O’Connor, who served from 2020-2024, testified this morning that he has…

SPRINGFIELD, VA — The Transport Security Agency has officially announced that passengers will no longer have to remove their shoes…

SACRAMENTO, CA — As the federal government takes steps to attempt to solve a myriad of problems facing the Golden…

Local dad Sam Moore offered his son several vague affirmations this morning, understanding absolutely nothing of what he was being…

FRITCH, TX — Local woman Denise Stanton’s thyroid gland has gotten increasingly fed up with getting blamed for all of…