ESPN To No Longer Cover Sports, Will Focus Exclusively On WNBA
BRISTOL, CT — ESPN will bring its 45 years of sports coverage to a close as it shifts to exclusively…
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Conservative Family Cancels Netflix Account Forever For The Fifth Time
TULSA, OK — One local Conservative family announced this week that they would absolutely be canceling their Netflix account forever…
Pope Condemns God For Instituting The Death Penalty
VATICAN CITY — The supreme pontiff of the Catholic Church issued a sharp criticism of the Almighty Creator of the…
Man Learns He Failed As A Father As Son Says He’s Rooting For The Yankees
BLUE SPRINGS, MO — A local man was confronted with the unpleasant reality that he had failed miserably as a…
Hamas Rejects Deal To End Genocide After Learning It Would Require Them To Stop Killing Jews
GAZA — Despite early reports that the Palestinian terrorist organization was open to accepting the terms of President Donald Trump’s…
Sad: Man Could Have Been Profoundly Moved By Classic Piece Of Literature If It Had Only Contained A Character Of His Exact Race, Sex, And Socio-Economic Class
COLUMBUS, OH — Sources close to local man Jevon Willis say that the 28-year-old was tragically deprived of the opportunity…
Nation Not Really Clear Why Comey Being Indicted But Pretty Sure He Deserves It
U.S. — Americans were not quite sure what former FBI Director James Comey had been indicted for, but they felt…
King Saul’s Troubled Spirit Soothed By Sick New Effects Pedal David Got For His Harp
GIBEAH — According to sources, King Saul’s troubled spirit was soothed with the help of a sick new effects pedal…
Kamala’s Audiobook Lets You Pick Which Kamala Accent You Want To Hear For Each Chapter
U.S. — The new memoir by the former vice president will include a revolutionary new feature, as publishers announced that…
Ammo Company Unveils New Giant Shell Casing With More Room For Left-Wing Terrorists To Write Out All Their Motives In Detail
U.S. — In a move to capitalize on the current heightened volatility of the political climate, one ammunition manufacturer unveiled…