Category: Babylon Bee

NEW YORK — The Hamas terrorist organization has claimed responsibility for the results of last night’s mayoral primary in New…

With the world falling apart and the threat of a nuclear holocaust looming each day, everyone can agree that the…

EDGARTOWN, MA — With the news that the U.S. military had carried out a successful bombing operation in Iran over…

HEAVEN — Sources confirmed that Toby Keith smiled his biggest grin today as he watched American B-2 bombers rain down…

GRANDVIEW, MO — A local father who spent the entire day failing to settle a dispute between his toddlers later…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the Trump administration, Texas Republicans tipped off the State Department about the city…

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Concerns over the harsh treatment endured by the league’s brightest and most popular star grew last night,…

LONDON — Local obstetrician Doctor Roger Davidson was arrested this morning after he allegedly misgendered the baby he just finished…

TEHRAN — As yet another massive bombing attack from Israeli forces rained down on the Iranian capital after the most…

TEHRAN — Any qualified individuals or eager recent college graduates looking for work in the field of nuclear engineering will…