Category: Babylon Bee

HELL — Upon watching Hamas parade the bodies of murdered babies in celebration, Satan came away unsettled by the grotesque…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional work has come to a complete standstill after the Department of Government Efficiency fired the only…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As rumors swirled that the administration may take over the operation of the post office, President Donald…

GAZA — A potential breakthrough in the Middle East peace process emerged this week with President Donald Trump proposing a…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a morning press conference about the state of the war in Ukraine, President Donald Trump suddenly…

CORELLIA — Shockwaves were felt across the galaxy this week that experts predicted would be felt as far as the…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a long-awaited move that signaled a turning point in the war against evil and lawlessness, the…

NINEVEH — After a surprise visit from an Israelite prophet who inexplicably reeks of whale vomit, local residents have agreed…

EDINA, MN — In one of the most beautiful natural phenomena known to mankind, some objects left on the stairs…

PLANO, TX — It was a rough day for Jaxon Creed when he decided to login to Facebook and was…