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Federal Judge Orders Price Of Eggs To Go Back Up
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Federal Judge Orders Price Of Eggs To Go Back Up

FinnMarch 18, 2025

U.S. — Egg prices are finally on the decline for the first time since 2022, but one federal judge has…

Nintendo Charged With Crimes Against Humanity For Neglecting To Port ‘Wind Waker’ To The Switch
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Nintendo Charged With Crimes Against Humanity For Neglecting To Port ‘Wind Waker’ To The Switch

FinnMarch 18, 2025

THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS — In a stunning development, the International Criminal Court (ICC) has reportedly filed charges against Nintendo Co.,…

CIA Files Reveal JFK Was Killed By Seed Oils
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CIA Files Reveal JFK Was Killed By Seed Oils

FinnMarch 18, 2025

U.S. — In a long-awaited declassification of government documents related to one of the most monumental events in American history,…

Disney Wondering If It’s Too Late To Replace Rachel Zegler With Kevin Spacey
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Disney Wondering If It’s Too Late To Replace Rachel Zegler With Kevin Spacey

FinnMarch 18, 2025

U.S. — Walt Disney Studios is running damage control ahead of its live-action remake of Snow White and the Seven…

Bad Timing? Tesla Announces New Cybertruck Model ‘The Fuhrer’
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Bad Timing? Tesla Announces New Cybertruck Model ‘The Fuhrer’

FinnMarch 17, 2025

AUSTIN, TX — Stock in Tesla dropped this week following the announcement of a new vehicle named The Fuhrer, an…

Trump Draws Names Of Countries From Hat To Determine Next Tariff
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Trump Draws Names Of Countries From Hat To Determine Next Tariff

FinnMarch 17, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The media were in attendance Monday morning to witness President Trump draw the name of a country…

Ghost Of Saint Patrick Returns To Drive Rosie O’Donnell Out Of Ireland
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Ghost Of Saint Patrick Returns To Drive Rosie O’Donnell Out Of Ireland

FinnMarch 17, 2025

DUBLIN — Longtime local residents were shocked and amazed this morning, as the ghost of the long-dead Saint Patrick spontaneously…

RFK Jr. Apprehends Suspects Dealing Dangerous Sugars And Seed Oils
Babylon Bee

RFK Jr. Apprehends Suspects Dealing Dangerous Sugars And Seed Oils

FinnMarch 17, 2025

CHICAGO — A daring raid overseen by Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr has led to the apprehension of…

Federal Judge Orders Astronauts Be Returned To Space Station
Babylon Bee

Federal Judge Orders Astronauts Be Returned To Space Station

FinnMarch 17, 2025

U.S. — A district judge has issued a ruling saying Trump lacked the Constitutional authority to pick up two astronauts…

Mormon Wife Designs Future Planet On Pinterest
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Mormon Wife Designs Future Planet On Pinterest

FinnMarch 16, 2025

BOISE, ID — Local Mormon wife and mother of two Hadleigh Christensen spent a lazy Sunday afternoon using Pinterest to…

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