Category: Babylon Bee

OUTER RIM — Following a sudden rise in rank, Admiral Firmus Piett was faced with his most challenging mission yet:…

U.S. — The creepy, middle-aged weirdos of America were dealt a harsh blow today as the Hooters franchise announced it…

Are you a little sad that Canada won that hockey game the other night? Well, cheer up, friend: here are…

HELL — Upon watching Hamas parade the bodies of murdered babies in celebration, Satan came away unsettled by the grotesque…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional work has come to a complete standstill after the Department of Government Efficiency fired the only…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As rumors swirled that the administration may take over the operation of the post office, President Donald…

GAZA — A potential breakthrough in the Middle East peace process emerged this week with President Donald Trump proposing a…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a morning press conference about the state of the war in Ukraine, President Donald Trump suddenly…

CORELLIA — Shockwaves were felt across the galaxy this week that experts predicted would be felt as far as the…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a long-awaited move that signaled a turning point in the war against evil and lawlessness, the…