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Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation’s Top Criminals
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Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation’s Top Criminals

FinnJanuary 30, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an electrifying several hours on Capitol Hill, a nominee for the nation’s top criminal justice position…

Elizabeth Warren Asks RFK Jr. How He Will Address Outbreak Of Smallpox From White Man’s Blankets
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Elizabeth Warren Asks RFK Jr. How He Will Address Outbreak Of Smallpox From White Man’s Blankets

FinnJanuary 29, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heated exchange during Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s confirmation hearing before the Senate Committee on Finance,…

10 New Careers For Out-Of-Work Gender Surgeons
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10 New Careers For Out-Of-Work Gender Surgeons

FinnJanuary 29, 2025

After Trump’s executive order that banned castrating kids, America’s gender surgeons have suddenly found themselves out of a job. Sad!…

Satan Renews Subscription To ‘Christianity Today’
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Satan Renews Subscription To ‘Christianity Today’

FinnJanuary 29, 2025

HELL — Embattled magazine Christianity Today received some good news today, as it was revealed that Satan had renewed his…

Taxpayer-Funded Illegal Immigrant Gender Surgeon Having A Really Bad Week
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Taxpayer-Funded Illegal Immigrant Gender Surgeon Having A Really Bad Week

FinnJanuary 29, 2025

CHICAGO, IL — After looking forward to having an exciting and fulfilling 2025, a local taxpayer-funded illegal immigrant gender surgeon…

Trump Announces Plan To Make California A Part Of The U.S.
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Trump Announces Plan To Make California A Part Of The U.S.

FinnJanuary 29, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Adding to a list of bold initiatives that had included speculative goals to annex Greenland and absorb…

10 Tips For Illegals To Avoid ICE
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10 Tips For Illegals To Avoid ICE

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

With reports rolling in of widespread panic among the illegal immigrant population of the United States, foreign-born people across the…

AirLyft Now Available For Plus-Sized Customers
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AirLyft Now Available For Plus-Sized Customers

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

U.S. — In an attempt to more effectively cater to underserved segments of the population, ridesharing company Lyft introduced a…

‘I Don’t Really Care, Margaret’ Merchandise Sales Expected To Exceed $1 Billion Annually
Babylon Bee

‘I Don’t Really Care, Margaret’ Merchandise Sales Expected To Exceed $1 Billion Annually

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

U.S. — Meme-related revenue was predicted to hit an all-time high by the end of the year, as industry experts…

Democrats Warn Trump Policies Will Lead To Skyrocketing Unemployment Among Child Traffickers
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Democrats Warn Trump Policies Will Lead To Skyrocketing Unemployment Among Child Traffickers

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

U.S. — As people on both sides of the immigration debate continued to grow louder, Democrats warned America that President…

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