Category: Babylon Bee

VATICAN CITY — Distinguished canon law scholars in the Roman Catholic church have just confirmed that Purgatory consists of helping…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As controversy swirls over the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, Democrat politicians have joined together to call…

ANAHEIM, CA — Singer and TV personality Katy Perry inspired dozens Thursday after declaring she was an astronaut following a…

GAZA — In a desperate attempt to return to family and friends they haven’t seen in over a year and…

AUGUSTA, ME — The state of Maine has recently continued its struggle for equity by suing the federal government to…

RALEIGH, NC — Evangelical churchgoers in the Raleigh area have begun to notice that there is a sorry excuse for…

CHICAGO, IL — Former President Joe Biden delivered a heartfelt address reminding the nation precisely why he is no longer…

LONDON — As the United Kingdom’s Supreme Court Judge issued a landmark ruling that “a woman” is defined as “an…

It’s that time of year again when everyone lets the government steal from them in the form of “taxes.” But…

CAMBRIDGE, MA — In the wake of the Trump administration freezing $2.3 billion in federal funding to Harvard University, leaders…