Category: Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In another win for technical competence, Elon Musk put his technocrat skills to good use when Trump…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A specialized test used to determine which Hogwarts House a person belongs to has proven once and…

BLOOMINGTON, IN — One local man had the unenviable task of ruining his child’s day, as he sadly informed his…

Former Washington Post journalist Taylor Lorenz cemented herself as the world’s leading style icon when she called Luigi Mangione, who…

BROOKLYN, NY — After a recent interview aired on CNN in which Taylor Lorenz fawned over the accused murderer like…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Days after she was unexpectedly caught meeting with President Trump in the Oval Office, Michigan Governor Gretchen…

JERUSALEM — As crowds waved palm branches and laid down their cloaks for him to walk on, a local donkey…

Ever wished you could recreate that signature Starbucks coffee taste at home? You can! It’s easy, inexpensive, and best of…

President Trump completed his annual physical at Walter Reed yesterday, earning a clean bill of health — but with a…

CUPERTINO, CA — Apple CEO Tim Cook warned today that heavy tariffs on Chinese imports could have a severe negative…