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FASCISM ALERT: Show That Wasn’t Making Money Canceled
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FASCISM ALERT: Show That Wasn’t Making Money Canceled

FinnJuly 19, 2025

NEW YORK CITY — In a stunning example of rampant fascism, a TV network cancelled a show that wasn’t making…

Media Unconcerned With Circulation To Biden’s Brain Deeply Concerned About Circulation To Trump’s Ankles
Babylon Bee

Media Unconcerned With Circulation To Biden’s Brain Deeply Concerned About Circulation To Trump’s Ankles

FinnJuly 19, 2025

U.S. — The news media which remained unconcerned for four years by the lack of circulation to former President Biden’s…

Ten Ideas For Better Shows To Replace ‘The Late Show’ With Stephen Colbert
Babylon Bee

Ten Ideas For Better Shows To Replace ‘The Late Show’ With Stephen Colbert

FinnJuly 19, 2025

After announcing the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, CBS is hard at work searching for a better…

Avoid Getting Exposed Cheating On Your Wife With Your HR Chick At A Coldplay Concert With This One Weird Trick
Babylon Bee

Avoid Getting Exposed Cheating On Your Wife With Your HR Chick At A Coldplay Concert With This One Weird Trick

FinnJuly 18, 2025

Have you found yourself wondering how you could prevent the shame and horror of having it found out that you’re…

9 Movies That Should Be Part Of The Biblical Canon
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9 Movies That Should Be Part Of The Biblical Canon

FinnJuly 17, 2025

As great as the Bible is, it’s severely lacking in movies. Adding in some of the greatest films ever made…

Bible Scholars Now Believe The Seventh Seal In The Book Of Revelation Is The Full Release Of The Epstein List
Babylon Bee

Bible Scholars Now Believe The Seventh Seal In The Book Of Revelation Is The Full Release Of The Epstein List

FinnJuly 16, 2025

LONDON — In the wake of recent geopolitical developments, a team of esteemed biblical scholars said they now believe that…

The Resistance Upset As Government Gets Smaller
Babylon Bee

The Resistance Upset As Government Gets Smaller

FinnJuly 16, 2025

U.S. — The winds of change in America were met with a new obstacle today, as self-professed members of the…

Biden’s Teleprompter Assures Nation It Approved All Autopen Decisions
Babylon Bee

Biden’s Teleprompter Assures Nation It Approved All Autopen Decisions

FinnJuly 15, 2025

WASHINTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden’s teleprompter cleared up some recent controversy in a statement it released Monday, stating…

150-Pound Jabba The Hut Denies Using Ozempic
Babylon Bee

150-Pound Jabba The Hut Denies Using Ozempic

FinnJuly 14, 2025

TATOOINE — Despite rumors circulating that the infamous gangster had transformed his look with the help of the trendy weight-loss…

Iran Posts Image Showcasing Its Clean, Peaceful Nuclear Energy Program
Babylon Bee

Iran Posts Image Showcasing Its Clean, Peaceful Nuclear Energy Program

FinnJuly 12, 2025

TEHRAN – The Iranian government posted an image to social media this afternoon to showcase its clean, peaceful nuclear program.…

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