Category: Babylon Bee

CHICAGO, IL — Yet another batch of heathy vegan food was painstakingly synthesized using 957 chemicals earlier today at the…

Disney announced last week they would be discontinuing their Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion hiring practices, a giant move away from…

Following a tumultuous — and some may say — reckless — three weeks gutting government agencies vital in running our…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of Congress are sounding the alarm that President Trump’s efforts to end the war in Ukraine…

SLAUGHTER SWAMP — Despite the overwhelmingly positive reaction to it from American and European citizens, a statement released by the…

According to reports, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has a lot of kids, with an estimated three dozen Musk-sired children being…

HAMBURG — Chaos erupted and hundreds fled in a German city once again today, after what witnesses described as a…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — America’s resurgence reached a new level this morning, as President Donald Trump announced a plan to attack…

PALO ALTO, CA — According to sources, a local impoverished man only has two computer monitors on his desk in…

FORT KNOX, KY — An audit by the Department Of Government Efficiency has revealed that all the heavy gold bars…