State Of Massachusetts Declared Incompetent By Reason Of Insanity
U.S. — The State of Massachusetts has officially been ruled incompetent by reason of insanity. Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…
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Powerful: Gloria Steinem Refuses To Allow Satan To Hold Door To Hell Open For Her
HELL — Feminist icon Gloria Steinem refused to allow Satan to hold the door open for her on the…
Adventurous Gourmet Samples The Exotic Delicacies Of The Far East At Local Chinese Buffet
PEMBROKE PINES, FL — An adventurous gourmet with an eye for rare edible treasures was reportedly eager to sample…
Pete Hegseth Sets Up ‘Help Us Buy Missiles’ Lemonade Stand
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth set up a lemonade stand by the Reflecting Pool in order…
Tiger Woods’ License Suspended After Court Determines He Is Half-Asian
JUPITER, FL — A Florida court suspended golf legend Tiger Woods’ driver’s license for five years after an investigation…
Sad: Kathy Hochul Tries To Warn People Republicans Will Take Away Women’s Rights, But Her Mouth Is Covered By Hijab
NEW YORK, NY — Governor Kathy Hochul desperately tried to warn New Yorkers that Republicans were taking away women’s…
The Babylon Bee Guide To Boomer Slang
Connecting with the older folk can be a challenge, especially when you have a hard time understanding what they’re…
Sauron Insists He Only Tried To Enslave All Of Middle-Earth Because He Was Suffering From Postpartum Depression
BARAD-DÛR, MORDOR — Accused of attempting to enslave all the free peoples of Middle-earth and cover the land with…
Babylon Bee Writers Devastated As AOC Announces She Will Never Date A Conservative
BABYLON BEE HEADQUARTERS — Mourning and sorrow have seized the writers of The Babylon Bee as Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,…
Nation Proposes Repealing 19th Amendment But Just For Women Who Support Lindsay Clancy
WASHINGTON, DC — Citizens of the United States have proposed repealing the right for women to vote, but only…